Hakuna Fritatta

Saw a recipe for a bizarro variation on the lovely and wonderful Monte Cristo sandwich yesterday. The variation sounded like a sodium overload and hence, a stroke on a plate. Bt it did make me crave the classic Monte Cristo. Ran down to the bang 'n' Dent and picked up some turkey and provolone -- had everything else. 3 sandwiches later, I think my Monte Cristo cravings may be sated for a bit.

My Monte Cristo (not that gawd-awful batter-dipped deep-fried monstrosity from Memories Grill in Rio Rancho... *shudder*).